Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what number came first.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can't remember the number.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what number came first.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can't remember the number.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
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